paging-doctorfaggot: team-winchester: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can am i the only one that finds the third one adorable? yes you are the only one. it looks like an underwater dinosaur
doctor: how did you break your foot?
me: i tripped on my swag
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
maazusmani: “Can I have some water, por favor?”